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Season Finish

Written by CPU at 07:12 13/3-2013

  Season 23 is coming to a close and has undoubtedly been the greatest in our small history. At the time of writing CPU managed an astonishing 381 points in 50 days. The Van was responsible for 351 points including 7 wins for the team, however the greatest result was surely Ricky Brødsgaard's break away to come 3rd in a division race, scoring 30 points for CPU. Not only a record amount of points and results starting from day 32 made this season so special. CPU hired back long time CPU hero Roberto Guinassi, management are also very pleased with the way Cary Heckert is shaping up. We achieved all our goals except making fast on wheels, but management are already making alternate plans. CPU's rider, Vaneli Munir, is unavailable for comment as he is currently on the plane to Hungry, but his wife had this to say.
  
  "It has not been an easy time for him as he was forced to admit he was not getting any younger, and was better suited to the lower divisions. The relaxing atmosphere of CPU did calm him down a little, but when he heard he was a solo captain, he stressed out. However after his first 2 races, he had came out with 2 wins so he soon calmed down, now he is enjoying winning the majority of his races."
  
  We are now signed up for Vép - Vép (ITT) in the hope Munir can get a result and boost us up into division 3, and allow us to participate in MRT. If we cannot score a top 3, Munir has one more race to prove himself capable of letting CPU enter their first tour.

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Comments


superduke at 11:04 13/3-2013
  TT's are unpredictable though. He may finish first in his next div 4 TT.

CPU at 07:27 13/3-2013
  There is a big step up from 5 to 4, i fact Munir finished outside the top 10 in his first division 4 race!!!

NightmareChaos at 07:23 13/3-2013
  Good luck. Div 4 might be too much for you. But maybe Munir can continue his winning.

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